Getting old sucks for very obvious reasons. No one wants to see their body go into decline, no one wants to think about the fact what they're eating might be slowly clogging the blood vessels in their brain, and no one wants to die least of all, however as I have begun the aging process I have noticed some pretty awesome benefits almost right away to. So for those of you in your late teens and early 20s this is something you have to look forward to in just a few years, and you may not appreciate it now, but believe me you will. If don't you're probably an idiot.
1. I have far fewer friends now than I did just a few years ago. Like probably 90% less. This has led to far fewer social obligations and far fewer nights out. Positively this has led to less drinking because I am surrounded by far fewer idiots. Have you ever noticed that the bond you share with most of your "friends" is alcohol? Well there's a reason for that you and your friends are idiots. Don't take that personally though all young people are idiots.
2. I am far less nervous around people I want to have sex with. Having had sex plenty of time I'm pretty much know what I'm in for and what I might be missing. Sex is great but it only eats up about an hours worth of time then the rest of the time you're probably gonna be stuck talking to a dip shit. So now when I'm on dates I don't give much of a fuck. Obviously sex would be nice, but I can always just masturbate instead its far cheaper and far less time consuming.
3. I don't have to meet as many people. Having lots of friends means having to meet lots of people. This leads to painfully boring small talk and forced interactions that are nothing less than a huge waste of time. If you think you should be out meeting people go on the internet. Those are the people you'll meet now do you think its still worth the effort?
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