Everyone Dies...Good!

Everyone you've ever met, everyone you've ever talked to, everyone you've ever seen is going to be dead one day. I know people get depressed and scared when they think of friends, family, and themselves dying, but just think of all the shitty people that are going to die as well. Remember that chick who cut you in line? She's only got so much time left. Remember that annoying guy with the visor? He's a walking corpse! How about that person who shot you down for a date? Don't sweat it they're gonna get old, their looks will go, and soon enough they'll just be another stiff rotting in the ground. Yep sooner or later everyone dies and I believe its time we started seeing just how great that is. Next time someone pisses you off and you're not quite sure what to do about it just remember the motherfucker will be dead one day anyway, and who knows maybe you'll be around to get the satisfaction of reading his obituary. They say good things come to those who wait and getting to see assholes dying seems like an ample reward...of course wait around long enough its gonna happen to you as well, but we can just file that under tragedy or whatever you wanna call it.