You've always sucked at academics. Can't remember dates, hate doing equations, and have no original ideas about anything that might be underpinning nature or society. That's ok though you're young, white, and your parents have money. There's no way you're not exceptional in some way! You must be creative! Yep that's it you're not mediocre you're an artist! So what's your discipline? Can you paint? No? Can you draw? No? Well ok lets see can you carve wood or mold clay? None of that huh? Well that's ok clearly you were meant to be a photographer! Becoming a photographer is pretty easy assuming you can rock skinny jeans and follow these quick and easy steps!
1. Go to Urban Outfitters
Urban Outfitters has all the attire a photographer needs. What's the point of being all artistic and creative if people can't take one look at you and say: "Hey look at that guy/girl they look like they must be really creative!"
2. Get Tattoos
As stated above you're artistic and that obviously means dressing and looking a certain way. Its not superficial or anything that's just how art works. Get yourself tattooed right away!
3. Get A Camera
Make sure you learn how to use the black and white filter this is key. Also make sure you take pictures of things that are extremely mundane and boring, but be sure to do it in a skewed sort of way. This will show people you have a unique perspective!
4. Attend Over Priced Art School
All ballsy rebel artists go to art school right?? This will be a great place to meet other individuals just like yourself!
See that's all it takes. Hopefully you were born into a rich family so if you fail you always have money to go to business school.
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