Bombing at the Ivy League

We should close Harvard, Yale, and Stanford. There is something deeply troubling about these places as they all seem to have produced a staggering number of mass murders. Yale brought us G.W. Bush. Between Iraq and Afghanistan his body count stands at somewhere around 1 million. Harvard gave us Obama. His hobby seems to be playing with remote control robots that lob missiles at children. Then there's Stanford. Wilson was the president of Stanford before he became president of the United States and his lasting legacy is racing into the first world war after spending his whole campaign promising to do exactly the opposite. What is it about these institutions that inspire these sorts of killers that operate on such a massive scale? If you have a kid who is seriously considering attending one of these schools you should have them psychologically evaluated. Maybe you've never really given any thought as to why their hobbies always seemed to be shop lifting, arson, and torturing animals, but hopefully wanting to get into Yale fraternity will set off some alarms.