Things I've Learned From Online Dating

Hey did you know the country is apparently just teeming with artistic intellectuals? I mean just who knew? I was on okcupid a popular dating site among 20 somethings and after reviewing a number of profiles I can only conclude every girl has read and loves every book by Charles Bukowsky and Chuck Palahnuik, every girl is a photographer, every girl enjoy a life of intellectual pursuits. Oh yeah and every girl is also a confirmed bisexual. What that doesn't match any statistical data?  Did you think 20 somethings were mostly just vapid, drunken, idiots? Its a common misconception. Did you know having tattoos automatically makes you artistic and deep? Yeah its true that may sounds superficial but nope its the honest truth if you've ever gotten a tattoo you are a fringe artist intellectual type. Also you know how there's sky high unemployment and a record number of unemployed graduates with advance degrees? Well it turns out that's not going to happen to any of the people currently in college! They're all so smart and special there's no way they're not going to become professional painters, filmmakers, marketers, photographers, or something called communications specialists! This was really surprising to me. As I always thought artists and intellectuals were sort of rare breeds hence the label, but no apparently anyone who has ever bought a macbook is Andy fuckin Warhol.