Inteligent Lyfe

I like going to the gym it really puts things into perspective. People surrounded by TVs, listening to the top 40, and constantly taking pictures of themselves. If I were to ever meet aliens I would just take them there.

Climates they are a-changin

Obama pledged 3 billion dollars to something called the "international climate fund."  Apparently the idea is to try paying the climate to keep conditions favorable so as to not cause famine, massive dislocations, and civil unrest. This large sum seems to suggest they have at least some idea of how grave the consequences might be. Its quite a bit more than the bribes any one of the heads of state involved in the establishment of this fund were given to allow companies to destabilize the climate in the first place. They will be sorely disappointed when they find out the natural world can't be bribed, and reality won't bend to the will of money.
If this "international fund" is enough to make you think the industrialized nations of the world have decided to make working together to contain this imminent disaster a top priority you would probably do well to take into account Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has been on a recent speaking tour. He's letting us know we've been very neglectful of our nuclear weapons and its high time we started giving the doomsday arsenal some much-needed upgrades. By his estimates ten billion out to do it.
I'm not sure that this is the right bunch for the job.

You Have A History of That

Web browser histories will be the issue that torpedoes many political campaigns in the coming years. Not only that but tweets, Instagrams, and Facebook posts will all come under the microscope during the campaigns of future politicians.

Got to admit its getting better...Its getting better all the time

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-world-is-becoming-a-better-place-2014-10

A lot of people have been posting this on various social media outlets. I have to ask; would you take an article seriously that uses the word "haters" in its title while making the rather broad claim "the world is becoming a better place"? If that doesn't just make your bullshit detector start beeping then you might be what is commonly referred to as, "part of the problem". But hey, if that's the case then by all means take solace in this. You can also feel good knowing there is a place called heaven. It's made of clouds and all the good people go there when they die.

Left of the Right

While the hip liberal left is going to class and getting John Lennon quotes tattooed on their bodies the fringe right is in the woods and the desert practicing combat maneuvers. While democratic student groups are in coffee shops discussing their thesis's the militant right is preparing their youth for battle. The educated left in this country love to parrot Margaret Mead, "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world; indeed its the only thing that ever has." Ironically they are describing their ideological adversaries on the far right. The educated left has very little desire to change anything. After all their leftist ideals are born out of privilege just as their counterparts are born from suffering and deprivation. When politics in this country degenerates into a kind of gangland street warfare as it has in so many other collapsing societies the far right toughened by their years of living on the fringe will crush the left where it really counts, the battlefield of the streets.

The Anal League

http://rt.com/usa/201979-harvard-anal-sex-week/

Apparently Harvard University is going to offer its students a course in anal sex. Are the call girls complaining, or are the many starry eyed women who enter this country's universities every year only to be raped by so-called educated people making too much noise? One can only speculate, but all of that aside I say its high time Harvard taught its illustrious student body the right way to go in the back door. I imagine it will be part of the business curriculum. Harvard business alumni have been fucking the rest of us in the ass for going on nearly two centuries now.

Torta Recall

I ate a torta for breakfast then saw a conveniently placed article in my timeline titled "Health Mistakes People Make before Noon" . If there were Mexican Jews would their rabbi read from the Holy Torta?

They're All Gonna Laugh At You!

I liked the remake of "Carrie" Not only was it true to the source material, with updated effects that weren't nauseatingly over the top, but there was one pervasive theme throughout the film. A theme that I feel makes it very important; young hip white people with good intentions tend to make things worse when they try to help.
When Sue's boyfriend shows up at Carries house to try and convince her to attend prom with him, he is entirely convinced he is doing the young socially awkward girl a favor. He has no idea that if her mother sees her talking to him she will be in danger of getting beaten and locked in a closet. Again the young man has good intentions but he has no idea what the real issue is. He simply sees a maladjusted introvert when in reality she has been traumatized by years with an abusive mother. Then at the climax of the film when the young telekinetic girl finally snaps and goes on a rampage she does not spare the gym teacher that attempted to rescue her from her abusive peers. In fact, she seems to have a particular anger towards her, why? Could it be because again while she may of had good intentions at the end of the day all she really did was patronize the poor girl and never really took the time to discover what was wrong?
At the end of the day had no one done her any favors she would have still been alive. There is a lesson for hip young white people. Whether it be the lie of green energy. With its companies and technology that ravages that landscape, kills wildlife and has no future, their attempt to smooth over race relations be electing a smiling war criminal, the way they throw money at a social cause usually at the expense of the people they profess to wanting to help (see the pro-feminist tshirts made by female slaves) or their ravenous cry for military intervention when their favorite "liberal media outlet" plays up some convenient atrocity story (remember the Nigerian girls?) At the end of the day these people are ignorant of the problems and even more oblivious as to what the solutions of those problems might be. When they halfheartedly attempt to solve these problems they only make them worse. Isn't the blood soaked Carrie just the perfect analogy for what happens when white liberal America tries to help?