Be Yourself! As Long As You Happen To Be Like Someone Else

In the looks department I would rate myself on the higher end of 6 and maybe even a low 7, if I'm having a good day. Now somewhat above average looking males appear to be a dime a dozen so its hardly a social asset. Now if you've visited this blog more than once you've probably notice I don't always look at the brighter side of things. There are people who always tell you to "stay positive". They talk about how awesome life is and how happy they are to have the friends they do, the job they do, etc. Well if you really take a look at these people you'll probably notice something about them. They're probably really attractive. Now I'm not saying that's 100% of the time. Ugly people are just as susceptible to cognitive dissidence, but I'm sure if you really take the time you will notice the most positive people you know are probably the most attractive as well, and the problem with that is while they're sitting there telling the rest of us how awesome everything could be if we would just think positive they're not owning up the fact that reason why their lives might seem so awesome is because at least half the people they meet want to have sex with them. How does this improve someones outlook you may ask? Well have you ever been around a person that really really wants to have sex with you? You'll never get more compliments and man what an ego booster that is! These are the same people who talk about music festivals "bringing people together". Well of course it seemed that way to you people tend to be very congenial to people with a washboard stomach. They're also the ones saying "just be yourself." Yeah I'm sure people are willing to embrace your personality no matter what if even just eye fucking you is that good. Here's a little hint about that just being yourself garbage. No one wants you to be yourself. If they did there wouldn't be whole multibillion dollar publications that give you advice on how to look, think, act, and fuck like other people. Just wait till some of these people age and their beauty evaporates then they'll see why some of us didn't always have sunny dispositions.