The Reason for the Season

Lets stop pretending like there's really still a St. Patrick's day, a Cinco De Mayo, a Halloween, or gay pride and lets just start calling all these days what they really are, "National drunk college girls in skimpy outfits day." Lets be honest in a decade or so kids won't be trick or treating. There will be too many reports about people putting semen in candy or whatever, but drunk college chicks will still be dressing up like slutty fill in the blank. Mexicans will only think about Cinco De Mayo in passing ball over college campuses and metropolitan areas half naked college girls will be chugging margaritas. Drunk college girls apparently don't get the attention they deserve so they're forced to co-opt other holidays. We need to change that and just start recognizing all the holidays they make fashionable to celebrate by making those holidays for them!