These rants are not only the result of several personality disorders, they are an answer to the wave of posivitiy that has assaulted the internet with millions of annoying memes and quotes. Negativity and anti-social behavior have come under attack in recent years by the so-called positive thinking movement. Its time someone fought back! Yes I sometimes have negative thoughts, and yes I sometimes say negative things. Is that alright with you facist positivity police of the internet?
Friday, May 30, 2014
What A Bright Future!
I'm very excited about the future! Why you ask? Well the internet has made me realize everyone is an expert on everything. Its true, just ask anyone on your facebook or twitter any question about anything and chances are they will have an answer for you and you need not look any further for more information or advice on the topic. Want to go on a diet but you don't know which foods are best for you? Well just make that your status and someone will be right there with any answer! Maybe you're incredibly ill and you want to know why. Well fuck the doctor it turns out you know hundreds of people with unlimited medical expertise who had no need for medical school. Just ask them! Maybe you're wondering what keeps the planets aligned and spinning? Welp everyone knows except for you! Yep turns out people just know everything now. Every facet of this incredibly complex experience known as existence has all been pretty much figured out, and it turns it wasn't even that complicated! Before the internet I had no idea the world had so many doctors, engineers, economists, biologists, meteorologists, dietitians, art experts, physicists and zoologists. These were all things I thought took years to master turns out all it takes is the better part of the afternoon. Yep with this many people having such vast expertise the world should be a better place in no time.
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