The Choice Is Yours!

We're living in that brave new world now. Technology is taking us to exciting new places we never thought possible. Communications are global and instant, we are witness the birth of commercial space travel, and particle physicist have found the god particle (whatever the fuck that means). So it seems we have to be ready for when we inevitably start traveling through time, and as we all learned from "The Terminator" time travel will become a method of abortion. So we have to start thinking about what this means for us a society now. Ground rules have to be laid down and the ethics of this exciting new concept thoroughly debated and discussed. Do you want to be sitting around one day then all the sudden you just get blinked out of existence because someone went back to 1982 and stabbed your dad in the dick? So we must take the time now to explore this whole new dimension of the abortion debate. Speaking of which have you ever noticed you never meet abortionists? I've never met one in my entire life and all the time I was in school I never met someone who said they were studying to become an abortionists. I've always had a hard time feeling one way or another about abortion, and as misogynistic as it may sound the reason is probably because I don't have a uterus. Now looking past the whole right to choose issue and its implications for the rights of women I just want to say I'm pro-abortion as long as I get to make the choice. Let me explain. Remember in high-school how there was that one really stuck up hot bitch? Remember when she got pregnant and her life ended? Wasn't that great? Now what if she was able to get an abortion? Then you never would have been able to watch her life fall apart. Now as I said I'm generally pro choice but that's a situation that's just too too sweet. Speaking of unplanned pregnancies you know those people who always talk about what a "blessing" their kid is but you know it was a total accident? Don't you ever just want to call them on it? I wounder if kids born to in states where abortions illegal figure out their accidents long before kids in other states. What was I talking about again?