These rants are not only the result of several personality disorders, they are an answer to the wave of posivitiy that has assaulted the internet with millions of annoying memes and quotes. Negativity and anti-social behavior have come under attack in recent years by the so-called positive thinking movement. Its time someone fought back! Yes I sometimes have negative thoughts, and yes I sometimes say negative things. Is that alright with you facist positivity police of the internet?
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Protection
I like the setup CVS has where you have to press the button so someone can hopefully be alerted that you need them to open the little glass case where they keep the condoms. After they make you stand there awkwardly for a sufficient amount of time they come over and ask you which ones you'd like. Then you get to tell them you want the cheapest ones on the rack. Its fantastic not once through the whole process did I feel like an asshole.
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