Dead People Can Be Assholes Too

I really hate that little cult of praise that springs up around people the instant they die. Why is it people can't talk bad about dead people? In fact the only things you can say about a person for some reason are good things. they always talk about what potential they had, what might have been, and I notice 99% of the time what they were doing while they were alive doesn't even comes close to matching the hypothetical shit you could of done.  People may also claim the deceased was "taken too soon".  Why is it always too soon? What if the timing was just right? some of people i hear about dying I think how that didn't come a moment to late. Being dead doesn't somehow just make everything you did go away, dead people can be assholes to not every memory is one that needs to live on. Next time you find yourself at the service, which is a fucked up name for it because the only thing it services is the egos of the family that need to bribe all their friends and family with a free lunch so they can go stand around a fuckin dead body for an hour, but anyway next time Just say I'm here for the scalloped potatoes.