I'm Being Gentrified!

Gentrification is a hot button issue in Chicago, and now I think I as a white male of all things am falling victim to it! Let me explain. I saw a real attractive girl moved a few doors down from. Tall, slender, blond, sky blue eyes. You know that Aryan kind of pretty. Anyway my reaction to this was quite a bit different from when I saw pretty girls moving in close proximity to me just a few years ago. Back in college it was the shit living around so many girls. I couldn't help but think of all the possible places hormones and whiskey could take me. Now all I think is "fuck my rents going to go up" and if I see a stroller on that porch one day I'll know I'm fucked for sure.  I think I might be what urban planners call "blight"