Prison: Your Future Starts Here!

Have you just entered adulthood and are now facing an uncertain future. Do high tuition costs and a poor job market have you questioning the value of a higher education? Sure you could always study to be a computer engineer, a microbiologist, or a doctor, but odds are you won't. Those jobs are very difficult to do and that's why they pay so well, because very few people can actually do them. So what do you do? How about a trade? Well sure that might be fine for right now but there has been a huge influx in enrollment for trade school so its only a matter of time before that markets flooded. So it seems here the question is, how do you get acquire new skills without incurring the heavy debt that comes with education? Have you considered prison? Prison offers inmates a variety of educational courses and work opportunities complete with on the job training! You can perfect the culinary arts in the kitchen as you slap unidentifiable meat on wonder bread! Have a passion for fashion? Delve into the world of designer brands as you sew them together for 10 cents an hour! Yep prison has it all. Not only will you receive a free education and work experience to put on your resume your room and board will be free as well! Make life long friends and connections as you explore the wonderful world of prison!