Vote and Die!

I'm not really a fan of eugenics. Something about a pseudo-science that gives inbred oligarchs a license to commit mass murder in the name of building a better a future through a process of genetic distillation just doesn't sit well with me, however I must admit I am starting to come around. There are certainly people out there who not only shouldn't be trusted to breed and raise children they should probably just be excised from society as expediently as possible and I have found a full proof way to identify who these undesirable gene pool polluters are. America loves theatrics so they've decided to keep up the illusion of presidential elections. The country will be holding yet another one of these tiresome and tedious events in 2016. As of now its looking like we will have the freedom to chose either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush comes from a very prominent family of mass murders and war criminals. His father is George Sr put on a show for the country using his camera guided bombs in Iraq back in the 90s and his invalid son went back a little over a decade later to execute a failed and bloody occupation of the country that left it in a state of civil war. Hillary of course is the wife of another famous criminal whose resume includes such accomplishments as Somolia, Kosovo, and NAFTA. Yes at this point the oligarchs must just be laughing at us. So I propose when 2016 rolls around and people are told by their various reality tv idols its their patriotic duty to select which corporate puppet they want to to lord over them we wait for the bumbling heard to show up at the polls and when they go into the booth to select either Clinton 2 or Bush 3 an automated cattle prod emerge from the floor and deliver a lethal shock to their junk. When its all over we will be rid of millions of empty headed people who were really just taking up space. As a bonus many of them will probably be obese and we can send their meat to some African country in the grips of a famine. It will be the the country's greatest humanitarian project yet.