I Watched Everyone Loves Raymond, Now I'm Gay!!!

There is a growing belief that the mainstream media is involved in a conspiracy to turn America's youth into homosexuals. This subversive plot initially subscribed to mainly by members of christian fundamentalist fringe is starting to gain some traction in the winder culture, particularly in some black communities. Is the mass media being employed as a psychological weapon to convert the population to homosexuality? Well this may seem like lunacy, but when closely examined there is a strong basis to support the idea. First off consider America's economic problems. One of causes of this prolonged economic stagnation is dwindling consumer spending. Well homosexual males more often have higher than average incomes and much more disposable income as well, and if we're going to talk about problems of such a macro nature let us not forget over population. Homosexuals usually don't have children, and if they do they're often adopted. So you see it is simply sound economic policy to turn everyone gay. It would lead to economic growth and a steady, but much needed population decline.