Oral Fixation

I recently decided to get off drugs and it was the easiest decision I ever made largely because it was court ordered. I got ordered into an Narcotic Anonymous program, which is basically sitting around swapping stories about being junkies. Its actually kind of entertaining. Anyway I found out people actually do give head for dope. That's not just a thing in the movies, and what bums me out most is I'm not sure I'd be pretty enough to do that. It would be a really big blow to my self-esteem if I offered a drug dealer head in exchange for drugs and he turned me down. Have you ever seen "The Basketball Diaries"? Well If you haven't its a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Its your typical story of a promising youth falling into the horrible life of drug attention, but manages to kick and discovers his purpose in life in the meantime. Well anyway at one point DiCaprio's character starts exchanging oral for drugs, but there's a twist! The john in this situation actually pays Leo so that he can...SUCK OFF LEO! Wow! Now how many people can say "Yeah someone just gave me all this cash to suck my dick today"? Apparently just one.. Leonardo fuckin DiCaprio!!!