These rants are not only the result of several personality disorders, they are an answer to the wave of posivitiy that has assaulted the internet with millions of annoying memes and quotes. Negativity and anti-social behavior have come under attack in recent years by the so-called positive thinking movement. Its time someone fought back! Yes I sometimes have negative thoughts, and yes I sometimes say negative things. Is that alright with you facist positivity police of the internet?
Sunday, July 20, 2014
Are You a Tomato or a Weed?
"Weeds grow very very quickly and dozens of them seem to show up all at the same time. If you're a weed you're never alone. In fact if you're a weed there are so many of you that you end up crowding out the other plants. A tomato plant leads a far more difficult and lonely existence. A lot of work has to be put in if tomato plants are to thrive and even when they're doing really well there are never as many tomatoes as weeds, but when its time to harvest the tomatoes its easy to see why it was all worth it. Tomatoes are a plant that repay your efforts with sustenance. Weeds don't need you and don't do anything for you or anybody else for that matter. Now are you a tomato or a weed?" See how easy it is to come up with stupid inspirational bullshit? All I have to do is paste this over a picture of a tomato and there ya have it, an inspirational meme. People love bullshit like this because they feel like it was intended for them. By now you might have noticed how a lot of these memes are meant to be inspiring while at the same time being a sort of backhanded insult to people at large. Like the message up above implies most people are about as useful as weeds, a plant you rip out of the ground and throw away, while a very few are actually worth something. Everyone wants to believe they're the hardworking exceptional person and its everyone around them that happens to be lazy, mediocre, or simply just stupid. So the end result here is a world where somehow everyone is special and at the same time no one is because that other special person believes you're just a dip shit and they themselves are the exceptional one, but if everyone is so damn smart whose writing all these retarded memes?
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