Poop Happens

Women, I think it would be a good idea if the next time you go out on a date, and you're all dolled up and what not to make sure you make mention of a recent bowel movement you had. It needn't be gratuitous you can take a tactful approach with a statement like "The last poop I talk floated, and I've read that has something to with its bacterial content." When people meet on a date there, it is presumable thy have some interest in seeing each other more than once so the protocol dictates that we sit around conversing so we can find common ground. Can you think of anything more universal than shitting? I bet you can't. Dating is one of those social constructs that requires you to put really on an act. You have to dress nicer than you normal wood and spend frivolously. In short it is putting on something of an act. You're trying to get something from this person, so you do your best to inspire confidence. In other circumstance, this would be called manipulation.
This is why so many relationships fail right impressions lead to unfounded expectations. So ladies when you mention your poop to a man you are slipping him a reminder that you are putting on a bit of a facade, and so is he. The whole idea of hiding as much of your shittiness as possible with a person you may be planning on spending a rather large amount of time with is really bad planning. Share your shit.Women, I think it would be a good idea if the next time you go out on a date, and you're all dolled up and what not to make sure you make mention of a recent bowel movement you had. It needn't be gratuitous you can take a tactful approach with a statement like "The last poop I talk floated, and I've read that has something to with its bacterial content." When people meet on a date there, it is presumable thy have some interest in seeing each other more than once so the protocol dictates that we sit around conversing so we can find common ground. Can you think of anything more universal than shitting? I bet you can't. Dating is one of those social constructs that requires you to put really on an act. You have to dress nicer than you normally would and spend frivolously. In short it is creating a deception. You're trying to get something from this person, so you do your best to inspire confidence. In other circumstance, this would be called manipulation. 
This is why so many relationships fail right impressions lead to unreal expectations. So ladies when you mention your poop to a man you are slipping him a reminder that you are putting on a bit of a facade, and so is he. The whole idea of hiding as much of your shittiness as possible with a person you may be planning on spending a rather large amount of time with is really bad planning. Share your shit.