I had a terrible realization the other day; children really are the fuckin future. Isn't that horrifying? Children are terrible. The only way I can figure they keep perpetuating themselves is through some kind of karmic cycle. Remember how shitty you were as a kid and a teenager? Well, that's why more keep getting made to punish the rest of us for being assholes.
So what can we do to prevent this horrible world from taking shape? Well, it turns out there is a solution already in the works. Cataclysmic global climate upheaval and environmental collapse.
This should create a planet inhospitable to the human race and in the process keep children from being the future. So let's acidify the ocean, burn the forests, and saturate the air with carbon! Together we can make sure children will not play any part in the future.
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