Marriage Is So Gay

I predict in 10-15 years time after same-sex marriage is legalized in all fifty states the data will show the divorce rate among gay men as being the lowest of any arrangement. Straight couples will still lead here, but lesbians will be quickly catching up. The reason for this is simple, when it comes to domestic arrangements such as these men simply have more experience shall we say "cohabitating." This is largely in part because of thousands of years of military service. Men have been living together in this way quite a bit longer than women and have even managed to form some relatively successful institutions on this basis, such as; Rome, Prussia, and all of Greece. If reality TV is any guide we already know women have far more trouble forming and maintaining cooperative arrangements together.