If we're going to build his bullshit museum we should really sit Lucas down first and explain it's not a museum about him it's a museum about Star Wars. If you really think about it Lucas kinda sucks ass. Star Wars was just sort of a fluke. Don't believe me? Well, here's the link to his IMDB page
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000184/
Yeah, just read over it for a moment. The shit far outweighs the gems and just because he's a special kind of narcissistic dumbass (the type who demands a museum because he made one good movie that one time) he just can't quit while he's ahead which is why he insists on ruining the few things he actually did right.
Fuck this museum!I is it really worth feeding this guy's ego by paying an admission fee that will have all but the biggest dipshits feeling like they just ripped off just to look at the flight suit Luke wore in his X-Wing, or Lando's cape?
The interesting thing about Star Wars is while it's his masterpiece it also highlights just how fucking inept he is. For one thing, he didn't even direct the best one (Empire Strikes Back) and what was his big idea for Return of the Jedi? They built a second fucking Death Star?? So the big idea that failed so spectacularly the first time, they're just gonna go ahead and do it again except even shittier this time around because now it has to stay in proximity to Ewok world so it can have its shield? That's what we're supposed to believe? Think about the series as a whole. The majority of them suck anyway. Out of 6 there are only 2.5 good ones!
Eat shit Lucas. You're really more of a toy maker than a filmmaker. Let's be honest you owe the bulk of your success to the fact licensing Star Wars merchandise turned out to be wildly profitable. The only reason this being called the "George Lucas" museum and not just the "Star War" museum is because this thing is meant to pander to pretentious types who want to pretend that this side show attraction is about the celebration of an exceptional "filmmaker" and not just a prop exhibit attached to a toy store.
Fact is he's gone one thing on his resume, and he's shown us time and time again he has no ability to be consistently good. This museum is bullshit.
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